My biological clock thanks you, Nicole Richie.
Dear Nicole Richie,
Okay. Stop. Your new maternity line makes me want to get pregnant. Not that this biological clock needs any more help in ticking, okay? I may, just may, buy something from your new A Pea in the Pod line despite the fact that my womb is not yet occupied. It will be like the time I bought a Liz Lange maternity dress at Target, except your clothes will make me look fashionably bohemian, versus... actually looking pregnant (shame on you, Liz Lange!).